...The Queen AND Jamie Oliver then as a much more vocal and influential presence in modern Britain then it's only fair that I give a Christmas Message to the (deeply ungrateful) nation.
You can rest assured that unlike HMQ I will not make any reference to the ancestral piles (anus horribilus indeed! - clearly a severe case of chalfonts if ever), and I will obviously make no reference to the offal that they serve as school dinners - Whoa back up there boy! - on the face of it offal might actually be an improvement.
I will, you will no doubt be reassured to know, make plenty of references to my personal Agenda for Change in the UK to make it a better and more profitable place for the forces of evil (I have been forbidden from making any reference to the word "Darkness" (c) Justin 'Fuckwit' Hawkins due to some unwise comments from a certain well known and loved Giant Rubber Goth Bat)
Until tomorrow then Disciples....
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